Week 31 - Hell’s Front Porch

We’ve have nothing but 100° days for the past 15 days with no end in sight. The next few days are forecast to be 104-106°, with the coolest day (Wednesday forecast to be 101°. I hate this heat. Those who love summer should do a stint in West Texas before they go around boasting about how great it is *eyeroll.

So far this is the best description of the seasons of Texas I’ve ever come across.

Winter
Fool’s Spring
Second Winter
Spring of Deception
Third Winter
The Pollening
Actual Spring
Summer
Hell’s Front Porch (That’s where we are now)
False Fall
Second Summer
Actual Fall (This lasts about as long as it takes to order a Pumpkin Spiced Latte at Starbucks)