Did you know Nestle was purchased? Did you know the new buyers reformulated Butterfinger? Did you know it TASTES LIKE GARBAGE??? These people certainly didn't (Reddit hates the new Butterfinger). You'll find comments such as,
"Yep, they ruined it. It’s almost as bad as a Payday now. -INDYINC",
To quote my wife: "At this point, I'd be better off just eating a handful of peanuts." -_youneverasked_
"Tongue-punch" is my new favorite term - benneluke
"I signed up for Reddit today just so I could hate on the new Butterfinger recipe. -AstronautGood"
Sadly, I learned THE HARD WAY. That's right, I bit into what I thought would be a magical moment of buttery sugar wrapped in chocolatey goodness. Instead, what I got can only be described by drizzling dollar store chocolate on stale Texas Roadhouse peanuts. It left me wanting to scrape my tongue with sandpaper while weeping uncontrollably (please try to picture that, it's hilarious).
Did Ferrero Rocher (they bought Nestle's candy business) ruin Butterfinger for me (and probably THE WORLD)? Yes! Will my life (and the lives of everyone EVERYWHERE) ever be the same again? NEVER!! Did I immediately go on Amazon and buy a whole case (you read that right A WHOLE CASE) of original Butterfinger? Absolutely I did! Faster than you can say "Free 2-day shipping".
The struggle is REAL people!!
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